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Who is Jack Shitt? - Lineage revealed!
« on: January 29, 2007, 07:31:05 pm »

Many people are at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” If this has happened to you, you can now handle the situation intellectually.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt – the fertilizer magnate – married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep and Dip Schitt. Against her parents’ wishes, Deep Schitt married high school drop-out Dumb Schitt.

However, after being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried, to Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition – Chicken Schitt. Two other of the six children – Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt – were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt – Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt – the prodigal son – left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian-born bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now that you know the full story, you can correct anyone who says “You don’t know Jack Schitt!”
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 09:17:19 pm »

.... The End Schitt :D

This is good story  :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 09:42:16 pm »

ehehe, yeah! this is a good schitt :D
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2007, 10:16:08 pm »

whoa! wha'ppened to Sum Shitt, the founder of the Shitt lineage?
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:51:34 am »

WHUAHAAAA - I knew you had it in you, Dougie ;)... I laught my pants off..well... almost :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 04:35:05 pm »

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whoa! wha'ppened to Sum Shitt, the founder of the Shitt lineage?
From what I've heard, Sum Shitt was "still-born" to Bull and Pisa Schitt... sort of a "no-shitt". :)
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