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Author Topic: Not so risque  (Read 2729 times)


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« on: September 25, 2006, 08:56:05 pm »

Two men out in their boat fishing, when one gets something on his line and starts reeling in.
He finally gets his prize on board, not a fish, but a lamp.
A little surprised, he gave the lamp a rub (as you do), and out popped a genie.
"You have only one wish" said the genie.
The man thought for a bit, and finally said "I wish the ocean was beer not salt water"
"Very well" said the genie.
Phwoof... the ocean became beer and the genie disappeared back into the lamp.
The man started drinking from the ocean, surprised and overjoyed, when his partner started cursing.
"What's up" asked the man.
"That was the most idiotic thing you could have wished for" replied his partner.
"Because now we'll have to piss in the boat!!!"
Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most.

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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 07:26:09 am »

ROFL that's a good one, phil... gonna use that come this weekend, when me and my friends are out on the autumn fishing trip... ;)
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 04:29:25 pm »

peace, love,  fun and less pollution