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albert

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We wish you all Merry Christmas ! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
« on: December 23, 2005, 09:59:48 am »

Hi All

We wish you all Merry Christmas ! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Legal Disclaimer:

‘Merry Christmas’ (hereafter ‘The Greeting’)… this announcement is not intended to offend, alienate, foster hate, or be a precursor for any egregious acts (legal or illegal), thoughts, words, or deeds.

‘The Greeting’ is made only in the context in which it may be legally received, if in fact, it is received at all. It is not intended to be nor should it be, in any way, connected to any other type of greeting, real or imagined, past, present or future.

No references to any persons, things, or substances, animate or inanimate, real, fictional, or otherwise should be assumed by the reader or receiver of the greeting (hereafter, ‘the greetee’).

The greeting is not being made to (nor will tenders be accepted from or on behalf of) nonbelievers in ‘The Greeting’ in any jurisdiction in which making and/or accepting the greeting would violate that jurisdiction’s laws or feelings (also refer to local statutes and ordinances related to ‘The Greeting’).

In any jurisdiction in which perceived ‘greeting’ is not welcomed nor agreed upon by all ‘greetees,’ then the ‘greetor’ of ‘The Greeting’ will be held harmless in this life and the next, including all issuing posterity both now and forever.

The ‘Greeting’ may be made by a licensed ‘greetor’ and any liability assumed or created by the ‘greetee’ shall be the sole responsibility of said ‘greetor.’

If you have been aggrieved, offended, waylaid, parlayed, filleted, or delayed in any way, either real, imagined, or perceived by said ‘Greeting’ and/or by ‘greetor’ as the result of receiving said ‘greeting’ you can call toll free 1-800-CHRISTMAS to speak with legal counsel.

from: http://www.solucija.com/home/on-hold/

I had to add it, as it sums up where xmass is going in the UK.

Love & Peace :)

Albert



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We wish you all Merry Christmas ! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2005, 03:01:57 pm »

;D  Very good Albert, I just finished work today and had to say that many times before I left, thank God I didn't have to quote your disclaimer, otherwise I'd still be there Boxing Day on overtime ;D...aaaarrgh! so sue me!

Life sure is changing, for all of us, hope nobody is offended if I just say..

Happy Holidays to You All..and a Very Merry New Year ;)
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2005, 09:39:21 pm »

Yeah, I saw that, veeery funny  ;D ;D
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