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Title: 100% plus
Post by: philmoz on December 19, 2010, 03:37:24 am
Here's a little something some one sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
Remember, this is strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as percentage values:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the 'BS' and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Title: Re: 100% plus
Post by: Patric Ahlqvist on December 20, 2010, 03:51:29 pm
Mhm... could explain why I never get anywhere in life...
Title: Re: 100% plus
Post by: Keyrocks on December 21, 2010, 04:16:32 am
I love it Phil and will pass it on to my wife who, as Sr. Financial Analyst with a Canadian unit to a large U.S. firm is always expected to give more than 100%.  ;D
Title: Re: 100% plus
Post by: Fred K on December 21, 2010, 08:52:03 pm
This is a perfect example of why I hate math... :D 8) lolz

Happy Holidays!
Title: Re: 100% plus
Post by: vikiviki on March 24, 2011, 07:41:46 am
it is a complex and meaningless calculation. i also hate math very much.
Title: Re: 100% plus
Post by: dirtyjokesfunny on September 29, 2018, 02:30:13 pm
Mhm... could explain why I never get anywhere in life...