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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY
« on: April 26, 2007, 03:20:32 pm »

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Boloney again. If I get a boloney sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.

The blond opens his lunch, sees the boloney and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blond guy's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch!"
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 03:24:57 pm »

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 03:45:30 pm »

:lol:  :D  :o  :|  :(
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 04:00:48 pm »

:P

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond GUY
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 04:14:11 pm »

Quote from: Patric
:lol:  :D  :o  :|  :(
:P  :lol:
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