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hafing

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« on: November 03, 2006, 03:56:51 pm »

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
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Murphy Laws of Computing  
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.
7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

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tarmithius13

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2007, 05:17:51 pm »

Those all too true and funny, or at least to me they are.
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Zucye

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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 09:21:16 pm »

:D  :D  :D
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 11:44:00 pm »

:lol:  thanks for the laughs!
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 01:13:45 pm »

hehehe...

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?

Cause the shampoo bottle said lather, rinse, repeat..;.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 11:59:55 am »

a bit old. but enjoyable..  :D